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Cats' Corners: the little HOUSE in the woods....
Where House is NEVER safe...
This WASN'T in What To Expect!!!!! [personal entry] 
15th-Nov-2008 08:29 am
WilsonFrustrated
Just a quick note to God, or the Fates, or Whatever Else might be Out There:

If ANYONE had EVER mentioned SCIENCE FAIR PROJECTS to me, lo, these many years ago,

I WOULD HAVE REMAINED CHILDLESS!

also, there is not enough Ativan on the freakin' planet.
 

That is all. 
Thoughts 
15th-Nov-2008 03:11 pm (UTC)
the fastest way? go to the nearest convenience store and purchase a small, brown, paper bag for a few bucks. then have the kindly cashier drop a nice, cold can into it!

seriously, though--ice, water, and salt.